Beefy Kasplant

Okay, this is the story of one of the most bizarre nights I've ever experienced. We were celebrating holidays with our entire house, 10 men in total. Because we were going to be loud and drunk, we rented a house in the middle of nowhere meaning around us it was dark, we had no neighbors and we were surrounded by forest and farmland. The night started off as a typical night of drinking, but this night had something more for us in store. Because my housemate Martin and I were first years, we had to go through a series of tasks to become ‘full members’ of the house. Some sort of inauguration you could call it. One of these tasks was to bring back a live animal. Pretty much an impossible task, but it was designed that way, it was just a task to fuck with us. Because we had seen some farms on your way, our best bet was to find one and see if we could borrow a chicken or a rabbit from there. Not knowing exactly where to go, we decided to cut through the forest, hoping we would stumble upon a farm. The weather was not working in our favor, it rained and the clouds made the night pitch black. The only source of light we had was that of our phones. Still, somehow, we were able to find a farmhouse. After ringing the doorbell, a women went to open the door but stopped in the hallway when she saw us, apparently to call for her husband who appeared moments later. We explained our situation, but the man was not able to help us out. However, he did tell us to be careful as not everyone in the area was as friendly to strangers. We thanked the man, but obviously paid no attention to his warning and went on with our search. Cutting further through the forest we came upon something magical. An enormous pen full of Kangaroos. We could not believe our eyes and at the same time we were already dreaming of our glorious return with a kangaroo. Drunk as we were we decided it would be a good idea to try and scale the 5 meter high fence that surrounded the animals. Once inside, we realized that there was no way we were able to get a kangaroo out of there, but at that moment it became the least of our worries as we heard a loud bang and a shouting man coming at us saying that we were fucked. Pure panic turned us into world class Olympians as we practically jumped back over the fence and ran away. Sadly, our flight came to an abrupt halt as we realized we ran straight into a dead end. Our path ended at a parking space surrounded by water and our only option was to hide under a car. First we heard nothing but the pounding of our own hearts, beating so hard that I was sure the man could hear us from a mile away. Then we saw the flashlight sweeping over the floor, at one point even reflecting in the watch I was wearing. After that the man’s boots, standing next to the truck we were hiding under. All we heard was the man’s footsteps and him occasionally giggling and saying he was going to find us. At some point, the man stood a meter away from us, almost as if he was debating whether or not he should look under the car. At that moment each of those twenty seconds that he stood next to us felt like an hour, until finally he started walking away. Finally able to breathe again we sighed from relief, until we could feel a flashlight aimed at us from our backs. Barely able to move from our position from under the truck we looked back straight into the man’s face, eyes unnaturally big and his smile too wide. All he said was: ‘Found you!’ We ran as if our lives depended on it, which they might have. The man didn’t even follow us, all he did was laugh. After running until we were not able anymore we were lost. Still stuck in the forest with the occasional farmlands. From the darkness we could feel eyes staring at us, so we stayed to the farmlands, we wanted to be able to see our surroundings. In these farmlands we happened upon a caravan, no car to pull it in sight. It was just sitting there in the middle of the meadow. We tried to walk around it quietly to not disturb anyone that was in there, but the door opened and this woman in her forties opened the door and asked us what we were doing here. A bit creeped out, we were happy it was a woman, and not some lunatic man shouting and laughing at us. After explaining the situation she invited us in. Why we actually went inside I will never know. The scene inside was surreal, the caravan was a mess with empty bottles everywhere and as the only furniture, one big bed with a girl who was around 15 years old sitting on it. The only thing this girl did was ask: ‘Mommy, what are these guys doing here?’ and the mother would tell her not to worry about it. A minute later and the girl asked again, in the same monotone voice, what we were doing here. We were about to leave but the woman asked us to stay for one drink and poured us some cheap whiskey. She told the kid to make room for us on the bed so we could sit down but at the same time the phone started ringing. She answered the phone and started talking hurriedly, cutting the conversation short by hanging up swiftly. She turned to us and told us we had to leave now because her husband was coming back and he wouldn’t be happy if he saw us inside here. She pushed us outside so fast that I didn’t have time to put away my glass. Deciding that we would better hurry I just put the glass down on the ground and starting running. That was the third time that night that we ran for our lives. By some miracle we actually ran in the right direction and came back to the house we were staying in. Inside we told the story of what happened to us and because we were back safe, in the light and warmth we actually had a good laugh about it and went on with our night. Until an hour later, the other guys decided they wanted to see this creepy caravan and the kangaroos. We were a bit nervous to go to the kangaroos but we figured the man would be gone by now, and we were with ten guys, what’s the worst that could happen? We found the kangaroos relatively easily, but the truck we were hiding under was gone. Thinking it was pretty weird that someone moved the truck at 2am we didn’t think much of it, until someone pointed out that there were only our footsteps in the mud. No tire tracks and no footsteps made by boots. This was the moment when people started to question if our story was real, but we were with two, couldn’t both have imagined it right? After we went to the meadow with the caravan but when we arrived there was nothing. No caravan, and again no tire tracks or any sign of life. At that moment we were sure we went the wrong way and this was just some other meadow. Kind of relieved that we didn’t have to get near that place again everyone started to walk back. The others were making fun of us how we imagined the whole thing and that it was just an excuse for us not being able to find a live animal until one of the guys stopped in his tracks, turned around and picked something up. We walked over and asked him what he was doing. Instead of saying something, he just turned around, holding in his hand a glass, with a little bit of whiskey. This shit is a real story, kangaroos and all. Most surreal thing that ever happened to me. Pretty sure they were a family of ghost rapists or something

Looks pretty cool man! Funny, because I was also looking at Pokemon sprites for DBZ some time ago!

"A level 100 Shuckle can potentially deal the most damage in one single attack through the use of numerous stat boosters; by using Helping Hand by two different Pokémon in a Triple battle, holding a Metronome, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Pure Power or Huge Power, 6 Attack boosts, and a Mimiced Me First used on a slower Pokémon using the Defense Curl/Rollout combo. Also, Shuckle's partner must have the ability Flower Gift and the weather must be sunny. On the 5th turn of using Rollout consecutively without any misses, if used against a level 1 Ledyba, Yanma or Combee with minimum Defense stats, that have been hit with negative Defense modifiers (such as Screech), it can deal 481,266,036 damage with a critical hit." -Bulbapedia Don't fuckle with the shuckle

Lol are you using a 4K tv as monitor? Or is the one on the right not a samsung?

I actually like what Runescape did. Sort of a demo for people who don't want to pay, they have their own servers so they don't feel like they HAVE to spend money to compete. But if you want way more content, more end game stuff, better stuff etc. etc. you pay. It removes the option for pay2win, you can compete with other f2p players but if you enjoy the game and want more, you can decide to pay.

You guys are making a strong case for a newbie section these past few comments...

Awww! Missed my only chance to ever make money programming

lel, massive paragraph incoming I've talked about this in the past, but I feel we are getting to a point where it's going to be necessary to have a newbie section. Some questions have already started popping up which can easily be found on the forum by searching around a bit, or familiarizing oneself with the place. One major concern is that the 1000th dude asking for a download link is going to make the other forum members hostile towards newbies. Which is why I propose the newbie section to be some sort of zone where the new members can freely ask their idiot retard newbie questions. Things I would like to see in the newbie section: - The field when creating a new posts has some helpful links to FAQs/Downloads/Rules - The newbie section is strictly moderated but lenient with punishments. Let them learn! - Newbie section has a dedicated moderator who is patient and willing to help people out, no matter how stupid the questions are. - Newbies can obviously see all other posts, post in general chit chat forums etc. but have to ask questions and project announcements in the newbie section. - If a topic is not an obvious newbie question and abides by forum rules, the newbie moderator can move the topic to the appropriate section outside of the newbie section. - The newbie moderator can promote newbie members to regular members And one last thing for regular members: - Regular members should have an option to hide the newbie section, together with all the notifications in the sidebar. So people who get sick of the 1124124th person asking for a transformation system for their dbz slash pokemon clone, can close their eyes and ears and pretend noobz don't exist. Hope this thread will have some input from other members on how the newbie section should work as well.

Judging by the XP theme, this is a very old screenshot.. (At least I hope so) @REPTILE, nice to see people working on games! Hope you have some custom graphics planned though!

Well I'm speaking from my own experience, but I ripped tiles and sprites from Gameboy games for my DBZ game and I'm way too lazy to finish a game

It's most likely a bug. You should make a bug report!

If yero doesnt get it done before 7pm est tonight and NotAzizel doesnt get it done before 7pm est tomorrow night ill do em and post em

Nice work yo!

Looks nice man! Do you have quests at all? I'd love to see a feature where parties can finish quests together too.

Or was it?

Send what?

We all know you're going into rehab to recover from your LoL addiction JC

Fuck you Phen, now I missed what Acid said. Anyways, congratulations Acid, must feel good to be part of such a huge game!

What about PC? Will focus shift from offline to online like GTA V? Will we be bombarded with micro transactions for online?