Rap Battle

[Mighty Professional]

Waddup all, some of you are familiar with this game from other forums and some of you arent.

 

Basically the idea is to come up with the sickest raps you can and claim victory over all. Lay down your dopest rhymes and lay waste to the competition.

Got beef with another user? Think their raps are mad wack? Call them out. There is no limit to how many raps you can make.

Throw down and let the forums know who is the king of lyricism.

Lets get this party started. Remember to put your rapper name at the start of your post.

Ill kick this bitch off.

 

 

 

Rapper Name; Mighty Professional
 

Quote

 

You think your better then me? I invented this shit.
Fuck with me and get litup quick, lickety split.
Challenge the Mighty? Ya right G. Ill roast you the nth degree.
Light your ass up like a jewish christmas tree.

 

Fuck Edgar Allan Poe; Im the real pro.
My shit couldnt be sicker if it was carved by Michelangelo.
Dont act like you dont know... my rhymes are grimier then
the gulf of mexico.

 

Ya im dope, yall act like you forgot,
Think your better then me huh? lets see what you got?
Thats what I thought, Not by a long shot.
Even your mom seems impressed
judging by her piping hot wet spot.

 

 

[Oddly]

Rapper name: OgCr3stT00thp4st3

Mighty Professional? Ha don't make me laugh,
Your rhymes are weak and your rapping's half assed.
You wanna take on the eclipse rapping god?
Let's hear it bitch, cuz' shit's about to get real fucking odd.
Shit, you ain't ever even seen a rapper like me,
cuz' I'm Cr3st-T00thp4st3, the real agd-eclipse rapping m-v-p.
Now it's burning hot like a fuckin' torch,
but that's cuz' this mighty novice just got fuckin' scorched.
Let's start getting this shit REAL lit,
I call to the stage @George , lez go bitch.
cuz i'm ready to send your ass back to eclipse,
this time it's a rap battle and we ain't talkin' in VB-6!

[Xeno]

Rapper name: King Priest
 

Yo, here's one for you Crest
Bet you thought you were the best
Ima put that notion to the test

And put your lame ass rhymes to rest
See, your rhymes are nursery for babies
My rhymes are so sick, you might get rabies
Say your name is OgCr3stT00thp4st3?

By the looks of your teeth, your crest went to waste
Eclipse rapping god? Man, your shits too basic
Like visual, it's unsupported and outdated
Let me know when you want a real rap battle
Until then Ima throw you a baby rattle
Yea the name is King Priest and my rhymes are beast

Ya'll other rappers are scrounging like peasants

While I sit here feastin on this pheasant


 

[Mighty Professional]

[Oddly]

King priest,
Now, ya know I'm a beast,
But i have to get on you for this at the least,
Now usually i wouldn't mind spending the time,
Roasting a guy out of his better mind,
but basic and outdated don't even fucking rhyme...
You're over here spittin' smack,
but your rhymes are outta whack,
so get your shit packed,
give it a rest
before you step up to the test
just remember, you're messin' with the fuckin' best.

WOAH! Now let's chill out,
cuz i'm bout to spill out,

I'm the og rappin' god without no fuckin' doubt just watch these words just fly right outside my mouth

You stepped up,
but i'm prepped up,
now you're gettin' messed up,
that was your choice,
i get to rejoice,
that you step against the sickest fuckin' rapper with the illest fuckin' voice!

 

[Phenomenal]

 /THREAD

[jcsnider]

Let's not get hasty Phen

This show has yet to begin

Its time for JayZee to step in

 

This ain't Eclipse no more

We're on a whole new level

Take a minute to let that settle

You call all that rapping?

It looks like you're all just napping.

This is your wake up call

I realize that I can't rap at all.

But I still have plenty to say

so step up your game 

or get out my way.

 

Crest, you're no beast

If anything, you're my feast.

Now, its already been put to the test

Colgate is better than the rest.

But it's okay not to be the best

I'm pretty sure Ricky Bobby can attest. 

 

Marsh your old raps are in my archives

They were inspiration during hard times

But it seems that you've gotten soft with age

It might be time to leave the stage

Stand up and prove me wrong

else this rap battle won't last long. 

 

Now I know this little bit was lit

and I know that it'll be a big hit

but don't let that be the end of it

Feel free to roast me alive

This might not be the sickest rhyme

Just be weary of my ban hammer

It can strike at any time 

 

 

BTW @Kibbelz, you're up. 

[jesusbleach]

The roses are red

Sky is blue

prepare yourself

i come for you

 

Im am depression

inside your mind

i still here

still you think "nevermind"

i make your heart broke

i make your steps fail

you cant go fordward

because youre nail

 

people hates you

you hate yourself

all you want

is go to rest

 

inside your bed

inside your reflection

inside your mind

dont found perfection

 

you dont stand what happening

you dont know what to do

i am the depression

and i come for you

 

your tears are breaking

your hopes and dreams

because youre scared

to make something about it

 

the people is laughting

the people has no heart

the people only want

your cryes hear.

 

When the bulling is getting up

and the depression is getting you down

you only think to kill your own

you dont mind on your family

or what people you hurt

you only want to scape

with nothing do.

 

out of feel

closed to talk

your family break

you know that

 

but is late to you

you dont get helped

and yourself dont do too

is that your isnt your fault

you dont be ignored by that fools

 

their voices break your heart

their acts your mind

when you ask for help...

always you do the same

the only you can think its...

"but nobody came"...

 

 

 

 

This isnt rap and i speak english so bad but i think in old years on the scool, i was having much problems (because always my mother says,"dont care about it will be fine, they suddenly will forgot you." And teachers and the director was family from the bullys, there was a little town)...

well ... have a nice day

[Phenomenal]

Lmao JesusBleach that's more of a poem... 

also I want to reserve the name Pheninem now thanks ;P 

[Mighty Professional]

38 minutes ago, PhenomenalDitto said:

Lmao JesusBleach that's more of a poem... 

also I want to reserve the name Pheninem now thanks ;P 

 

Why have a name if your not gonna throw down!

[Phenomenal]

10 minutes ago, Marsh said:

 

Why have a name if your not gonna throw down!

I gotta wait for the right time to school Jimmy  

[Mighty Professional]

3 hours ago, jcsnider said:

Marsh your old raps are in my archives

They were inspiration during hard times

But it seems that you've gotten soft with age

It might be time to leave the stage

Stand up and prove me wrong

else this rap battle won't last long. 

 

Now I know this little bit was lit

and I know that it'll be a big hit

but don't let that be the end of it

Feel free to roast me alive

This might not be the sickest rhyme

Just be weary of my ban hammer

It can strike at any time 

@Kibbelz

 

You think that rap was better then mine? You must be deluded.

You should stick with programming is what ive concluded.

 

This might be your site G but this is my thread

Ive come to knock em dead, your raps are inbred.

Bitch my fame is is widespread, your just sick in the head.

 

Instead of your threats of banner hammer, try working on your grammar.

Get outta here before I send you to the slammer.

 

59 minutes ago, PhenomenalDitto said:

I want to reserve the name Pheninem now thanks ;P 

 

10 minutes ago, PhenomenalDitto said:

I gotta wait for the right time to school Jimmy  

 

 

You sound a little scared, let me help you step up to the plate.

Im going to give it to you straight, in this thread you got to pull your weight.

With a name like Pheminem your never going to procreate, like the birds and the bees.

Let me reiterate, your weak in the knees. If I were you id head for the seas.

Im so sick I dont need to dot my i's or cross my t's.

 

[Phenomenal]

36 minutes ago, Marsh said:

 

You think that rap was better then mine? You must be deluded.

You should stick with programming is what ive concluded.

 

This might be your site G but this is my thread

Ive come to knock em dead, your raps are inbred.

Bitch my fame is is widespread, your just sick in the head.

 

Instead of your threats of banner hammer, try working on your grammar.

Get outta here before I send you to the slammer.

 

 

 

 

You sound a little scared, let me help you step up to the plate.

Im going to give it to you straight, in this thread you got to pull your weight.

With a name like Pheminem your never going to procreate, like the birds and the bees.

Let me reiterate, your weak in the knees. If I were you id head for the seas.

Im so sick I dont need to dot my i's or cross my t's.

 

You're going to get wasted
Just face it, you're outdated

Your bars are weak you're past your peak
You're getting old bro, you're antique

 

You may have been good back in the day
But now you're washed up,old and fading away

 

Face it you're out of tricks
Here sucking harder than VB6

 

Saying I'm never going to procreate
But let's get this straight, you're single and looking like you're 88

 

Going to end this now but remember how you got shutdown
Now leave this town go calm down lose that frown and go die down and cry as you recover from this beatdown.

 

Edit: I'm not cut out for rapping  lmao

[jcsnider]

6 hours ago, PhenomenalDitto said:

-snip-

 

I've never had more respect for you than I do right now.

[Phenomenal]

@jcsnider I'm not sure if you're joking or genuinely proud 

[jcsnider]

100% Serious right now.

[Phenomenal]

12 hours ago, jcsnider said:

100% Serious right now.

Yay! I that case now we just need panda to rap  

[Oddly]

(So to anyone who did not witness the last rap battle, this one would be pretty weird to you):

(Probably should say, i'm not really sober, and this is probably inappropriate, i'll take my pink rap god metal now)

 

Check-it Check Check, my name is Crest,
But this time you're looking at the BEST.
I'm back for seconds, so prepared to get caked,
And bare with me, this time, i'm really fuckin' baked.

Phen, my g,

please get a normal hoodie.
Pikachu bout to get taken by team rocket,
Keep it up, or you might find a rocket in your socket.
oh and your throw was down right garbbage.
I'm sure i've heard better rhymes from mom's stuffed cabbage.


Marsh, ya gave it your best, but without no breasts,
an you really say that you've been blessed?

Hope your feet ain't too chilly,
That's what you get when you use all ya socks on ya willy.



Hey JayZee, where can I find Ascension's Source?
oh right, it's been in development since my last fuckin' course.
I came by so I could buy eclipse in gold,
Sorry... but face it jayzee, your rhymes weren't THAT bold.

Maybe you all should take a rest before you slip
Oh, and can someone please return my brother's pogo stick... ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)

[Mcadams]

Take your favorite rapper from AGD i'll eat em up like KFC

Micky's on the mic now, just lock the thread up after me

Your flows are all monotonous, y'all squishy like some octopus

The realest MC -- yup, it's ADAMS, time to go right off on this

 

Marsh I'll keep it mellow, fellow, your rhymes are weaker than Jell-O, ya know?

You be soft at Ubisoft, don't start a rap thread with that flow bro!

Crest I'll keep it short n sweet - your enthusiasm is awfully neat

But the greatest rapper is right here, chuck the hipster glasses if that isn't clear

JesusBleach, you're in the wrong thread, men!

If only that poem was as half as edgy as Phen.

JC I hate to one-you-up, but I'm 10% why your servers are up

and I'll give you a source on this - just check the top donator list...

 

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[Own]

Check it out.

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red.

I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread.

My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail.

Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail.

How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.

UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero.

I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him.

I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France.

So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!

 

*Mic drop*

[Giligis]

Crest, really, I admire the enthusiasm, but when you start to rap it sounds like a kid with Down syndrome having a Parkinson’s spasm. Your rhymes are so shit it’s something even the toilet couldn’t fathom. Bitch made raps, wouldn’t be surprised if they mistaked you for a madam. Throw lyrics in your face you try to add and subtract them. 

 

[Blestro]

Wat... :D... 

This are my introduction bars...

 

The first verse is to say: I am the king

I came here to expand your asses ring,so begin

I'm truculent, my sytle is succulent ,one hundred percent

so, don't fuck with me cause could be your end

 

sniff it , to my drug there is no cure

so make your mind for sure 

cause you can't survive if you aren't pure...

this is the shit that MJ taked the day of the game with flu, hahah

 

 

[Own]

Blestro you need to give it a rest yo

that shit you threw up made me wanna throw up

you thinking your the king is like a midget wanting to grow up 

ill go online your game like the taliban and it'll blow up

No name yet will be history and the cause ain't gunna be a mystery 

I'll slaughter everyone online and then go to the next and do it one more time

 

#Bars

[Labrynthia]

Own, bro, sit down.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Can't you see that you've just crowned yourself the clown of Ascension town?

I've seen better bars spat by MC Lars, and let's face it, he's not got much to shout about.

 

Come to think of it, you're not just a clown. You're a poor dev, why are you even around? Hands down bro, truth be told, I don't know you and I'm not sold you're even old enough to control a Wii controller, never mind your peepee pole - c'mon, get the fuck out of Ascension before I get ahold of some gold acapella and go to town on your ass tenfold, it'd be a best seller.

 

You're better off with BASIC, stick with it, trust me - you might actually finish something that doesn't involve your sister or your mummy. Failing that, go to the Lake District, get some goats and have a tumble with a Kid, dressed like Barnie Rubble whilst the bleaters expletively beat your lid like I just did, save me the trouble of doing it double.

[Xeno]

L O L
all you other rappers can go to hell
this is King Priest saying all hail the King
ya'll be like golem scrambling for the ring
get out of the game before you hurt yourself
your rhymes are so lame they be on the shelf
here i am, with cig in hand, i am the man, you are a sham
I've got the gold, you've got no soul, I may be old, but my rhymes are cold
Make an mmo? Bitch you're too slow
Ill have 20 out before you have 1 to show
Let me know when ya'll got some real shit to unleash

Until then I'm still feastin like a beast
Niggas

* The result of utter boredom