Pick your super power

[Mighty Professional]

Sorry if this already exists.

 

So how the game works is that the first poster (me) posts what super power they want. But then the next poster gets to add on to it.

 

For Example:

Post Above: My super power is that I can fly

Next post: But your butt cheeks are now pterodactyl wings. My super power is that I can go invisible.

Next post: Whenever you go invisible you cant stop screaming. My super power is

Etc:

 

Ill start:

 

 

My super power is that I can read minds.

[Kamus]

23 minutes ago, Mighty Professional said:

My super power is that I can read minds.

But you faint every time you do. My superpower its steal money from the distance

[Mighty Professional]

7 minutes ago, Kamus said:

My superpower its steal money from the distance

 

But everytime you do, your grandma knows and is disappointed in you.

 

My super power is I can jump super high.

[jcsnider]

But then you blow up like a balloon and float forever.

 

My superpower is that I can run supa fast.

[AisenArvalis]

4 hours ago, jcsnider said:

But then you blow up like a balloon and float forever.

 

My superpower is that I can run supa fast.

 

But everytime you do, you slip on a banana peel.

My superpower is the ability to comprehend anything in the known universe

[Zetasis]

15 minutes ago, AisenArvalis said:

 

But everytime you do, you slip on a banana peel.

My superpower is the ability to comprehend anything in the known universe

But it makes you sad.. so, so, sad.

My superpower is that I can phase through walls.

[Kamus]

But not your clothes...
My superpower is to be able to materialize things just by thinking

[Khaikaa]

36 minutes ago, Kamus said:

But not your clothes...
My superpower is to be able to materialize things just by thinking

But you materialize everything inside your ass

My superpower is to pass my superpower disadvantage to the person that posts it

[Beast Boyz]

But you can't check it was passed on, because you were banned from this place.

My superpower is to finish a good game in less than a 1 week.

[AisenArvalis]

5 minutes ago, Beast Boyz said:

But you can't check it was passed on, because you were banned from this place.

My superpower is to finish a good game in less than a 1 week.

 

But you'll never feel enjoyment from it.

My *next* superpower is to be able to map in Intersect like a god

[Beast Boyz]

But everytime you finish a map you forget to save it.

 

My superpower is now to be able to eat without taking weight.

[Lunam]

But you have to consume your body weight in food every hour to stay alive.

 

My Superpower is the ability to adapt to anything and everything instantly.

[Beast Boyz]

But you have to kill a kitty each time you use it.

 

My superpower is now the capacity of predicting the future.

[Neeknog]

But every time you predict the future you forget a memory from your own past.

My super power is to harness electricity through the air.

[WereAlpaca]

but you can only use the electricity for small appliances like toasters and microwaves

my super power is the ability to grow new body parts at will

[Beast Boyz]

But you can only grow them on your head and they are smaller everytime you use it.

 

My super power is to generate Cryptomoney at will.

[Tron]

but every time you generate cryptocurrency the price of every coin goes down and Elon Musk posts about it.

My superpower is the ability to shapeshift at will.

[Oddly]

6 hours ago, Scaly said:

but every time you generate cryptocurrency the price of every coin goes down and Elon Musk posts about it.

My superpower is the ability to shapeshift at will.

But you can only shapeshift into a 3 armed octopus.

My name is captain fabulous man and my super power is that I can jump over 8 couches to get to the last appletini.

[WereAlpaca]

Except no one remembers your name other than your somewhat strange Uncle, and the appletini is always a bit bitter compared to how you like it.

My superpower is to be able to memorize anything I repeat 5 times over

[Zetasis]

But once you've memorized it that's all you'll ever know. 
 

my super power is the ability to control all electronics however I want.