Create a Vicious Rumor about why the source is not out yet

[Mighty Professional]

So we all know that releasing the source code takes a lot of work and there are some valid reasons behind why it is not out yet.

 

Or do we? 

 

The point of this forum game is to post a vicious rumor about the real reason the source has not come out yet. See post below for an example. 

[Mighty Professional]

I heard the source code isn't out yet because JC actually created the entire engine in Visual Basic 6 and is to ashamed to tell the community. 

[Khaikaa]

I heard the source code isn't out yet because intersect is actually a virus that steals all the porn from our computers

[Beefy Kasplant]

9 minutes ago, Khaikaa said:

I heard the source code isn't out yet because intersect is actually a virus that steals all the porn from our computers

 

If that was the case JC would have released source. 

 

Real reason is that JC has a porn downloading addiction. It's a rare fetish where he gets off on downloading any kind of porn. That's why the donation goals get higher every month, JC needs his storage space. Of course he also keeps deleting Intersect to make more space for his porn.

[Oddly]

The source code was actually written with a red crayon in a spiral notebook, making a digital copy is too much work.

[Mighty Professional]

I heard that Crest crashed the servers with the size of his signature and JC is still trying to recoup the cost in donations. 

[Sweet Candy]

I heard the source code isn't out yet because intersect is actually an FBI program to catch internet pirates, camouflaged in a videogame engine :v

[Gibier]

I heard that the source aren't release yet cause intersect engine has been bought by EA and they plan to sell it as a DLC. Indeed the engine is now a P2W engine. That also the real reason behind the donation: Jc collect money to buy some source then giveaway to few AGD member.

[jcsnider]

JC has a job.

[Garlic]

7 minutes ago, jcsnider said:

JC has a job.

 

I hear he works for a secret government organization.

[Mighty Professional]

8 minutes ago, jcsnider said:

JC has a job.

 

You heard it here first folks, JC lost his hands in a dog food canning accident and has had them replaced with synthetic lobsters. No wonder he's not getting much work done. 

[Gibier]

Jc doesn't exist he's a bot.

[Khaikaa]

JC doesn't exist he is a multiaccount controlled by me.

[Agoraphobic]

JC has already sold the source to Eclipse, and he is living on royalties now.

[Gibier]

Just now, Agoraphobic said:

JC has already sold the source to Eclipse, and he is living on royalties now.

 

[Jcy]

I heard Jc and kibbelz died so Epic Games took over and in B6 there will be IAP implemented so everyone can sell skins... Ofc in B7 there will be a Battle Royal mode.

 

 

 

 

 

 

don't ask me where I heard this

[Jcy]

16 hours ago, Gibier said:

intersect engine has been bought by EA and they plan to sell it as a DLC.

I CAN'T BREATHE

[Mighty Professional]

JC's real name is Jay Z and he is currently on tour

[Giligis]

7 hours ago, Mighty Professional said:

JC's real name is Jay Z and he is currently on tour

Ahahahahahaha thats too much of a conicidence. 

 

But the real reason is really because KIBBELZ sold the source already under a liscense which cant be sold again , to Nintendo and is using it as a scape goat to create an unofficial pokemon MMO without copyright infringement.