Ascension Story Time

[TerryCola2032]

Each post you enter three more words to the story. Go wild. I'll start.

 

There was a...

[Aesthetic]

Wild bohemian moose

[TerryCola2032]

Who liked to

[Oddly]

Die. The end.

[Beefy Kasplant]

Or was it?

[Phenomenal]

The moose necroed.

[Ranqe]

Then bought Eclipse.

[Aesthetic]

His name? Crest.

[Oddly]

He was handsome.

[Z3ktrix]

or was he?

[Phenomenal]

He loved eating

[Oddly]

And Necroing Posts

[TerryCola2032]

AND REVIVING THE DEAD

[Phenomenal]

AND THEN MAKING LOVE TO 

[Khaikaa]

Damian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Guest]

Damian's butt hole...

 

*off topic* welcome back @Azkanan haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?

 

Edit: Edited my post to be 3 words long. Please keep to the 3 word limit people! Seen a few people break this rule!

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

Smelt like candy floss

[Guest]

from the laxatives

[WereAlpaca]

That expelled piles

[Phenomenal]

of rainbow poop

[WereAlpaca]

however  with a great

[Guest]

big black dong

[WereAlpaca]

he doth swing

[Guest]

and decapitates the

[WereAlpaca]

squirrel reppin' bling