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Beefy Kasplant

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  1. Yes a lot of aluminium stuff. It just works brah
  2. No idea what all this means. But since you're a doctor you should be able to contact your pharmacist friends
  3. The sweat will find a way. Believe me. However, I rather sweat some more on my head/back/legs/hands than having a small swimming pool under my armpits at all times
  4. Fuck mates. I used to sweat like a racehorse. I would come out of the shower and by the time I put on my shirt it looked like I ran a marathon. You could give water to a small African country with the water that gathered in my armpits. Couldn't wear dress shirts, dark t shirts and would even sweat through sweaters (heh, maybe that's why they're called sweaters). BUT!! Now my armpits are so dry that I keep tomatoes under them so I can make tapenade in the evening. All because of: Syneo 5 Maybe something different but for all you sweaty europeepz, there is hope. For 'muricans, find your own ya yanks.
  5. If they integrated changing tile sizes in the server, then it should be no big deal. I wasn't aware of that function.
  6. Now I realize what you meant! I'm pretty sure there is no planned support for 16x16 tiles. Best would be to double your sprite/tile size because changing all the logic in the engine to fit 16x16 tiles isn't so easy as you might think.
  7. 'Tis what I'm saying
  8. But spamming fireballs isn't exactly what I imagine when thinking of an action battle system You can take that opportunity to update the release to the latest version on the homepage too. Over there is v1.1
  9. JC you can finally change the 'action battle system' image into something more exciting.
  10. THIS GAME IS STOOPID I win though, so go me
  11. You hatin' on cheese? Cheese, is an excellent source of protein for dem mad gainz bro! Cheese is so old, it predates recorded history man! And you hatin' on cheese? DURING CHEESE WEEK?! Cheezus Christ! I'll have you know, one of my favourite stories is how I got with a girl by making her believe I had a mini Shetlander farm in Ukraine where I milked them to make mini babybel cheeses. Not only did she believe I owned a farm full of mini horses, she believed I milked them to make mini cheeses AND she asked me to make more of the purple ones, because she liked them more! Thinking about her, I really hope she found some guy because you know what they say: Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
  12. A kettle is very useful indeed! Good choice! However, they can trace the crime back to you. How are you going to explain their missing kettle in your room? Best choice is consumables: 1. Instant gratification 2. No evidence Myself, I stole a full loaf of bread once, a pack of cigarettes, weed (420blazeit) and a bloc of cheese. All separate instances, mind you. You don't want people to think you're some sort of criminal. From best to worst: 1. Weed - I told her I stole her weed and that she could come over that night to smoke it with me. I will keep it PG but let's just say I'm not a vigin anymore 2. Cigarettes - I'm a dirty smoker and there is nothing better than a nice cig after a night of drinking and smoking to really hammer home that hangover. 3. Cheese - Always nice to have a tasty and healthy snack during your walk of shame. 4. Loaf of bread - Let's just say that after a night of drinking and having all fluids drained from your body, dry bread becomes a choking hazard. And believe me you don't want to fight for your life while nursing a hangover. Anyways, share your stories, ask me whatever you want, I'll try to answer based on personal experience but I might just make up some bullshit. Who knows?
  13. Hello everybody and welcome to Kasplant's Korner! I'm here to share my stupid stories and answer all your questions about life, food and sustainable development. Ever wanted to know what best to steal when leaving a one-night stands house? How to secretly pee on your girlfriend or the least painful way to kill yourself? Ask away! Let me start this thread off by giving all you handsome bachelors a great tip: Women like assholes. So make sure you never change your underwear. The musk emanating from your nether regions will remind your oneitis of her crush! She will fall harder for you than Amanda Bynes' career after Nickelodeon!
  14. Woo. Nice work men! Hope you guys can keep the place clean! On to a new chapter boys!
  15. @Blue http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1716772/?ref_=nv_sr_2
  16. Imma let you finish. But this is the best dev blog of all time. OF ALL TIME! Im in heaven. Dashes are finally in!!
  17. WTF m8. You're going on a lads holiday for 20 days? Im going for 5 and I already know I will die
  18. But I was trying to ascend Ha ha ha
  19. I know Zelda is code for some sick stuff. Can't fool me!
  20. I won't cheat but I won't play without speed up either.. Doesn't it count for the ingame time though? Would probably put me speeding at a disadvantage because Ill spend most of my time running into walls. I just don't like pokemanz at normal speeds (I know, kill me) EDIT: Let's do it nuzlocke style though. To add a bit of a challenge and it makes for more interesting stories when talking about your progress
  21. Reported! Hope you get banned m8. Jeezzzz
  22. You know I'm the king of Fire Red right? How would such a contest go exactly?
  23. Being him
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