Oddly

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell is it a success?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from?

Do children in Saudi Arabian shopping malls get lost a lot because their mothers wear niqabs and they end up following a different woman?

If tomatoes are a fruit is tomato ketchup a smoothie or a fruit juice?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is a building a building if it's already built?

Why is it called weed yet it's not a weed and takes time to plant, maintain and grow?

Why isn't chocolate a vegetable since it comes from a bean?

If 1/5 people suffer chronic pain do 4/5 people enjoy it?

Are you asleep?

Are you awake?

Are you dead?

Are you female?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If the president were gay would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is a firetruck a firetruck when it sprays water?

Why is the same time on a Microwave if you enter 60 or 100?

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