"Check-it check, check, my name is Crest.
I've got huge breasts because as a child I was blessed,
I be jerking off mad cocks,
jerking off into my mom's tube socks.
Honestly I like hard dick,
I found a whole new use for my brother's pogo stick"
~Composed by Marshy Dearest,
~Performed by Crest Toothpaste
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