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I'm a white boy, but my neck is red.
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread.
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail.
Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail.
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero.
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him.
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France.
So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
*Mic drop*